The Gears of my Life

leassian:

oh-the-grandeur:

hannibalspenis:

fassbender-mcavoyobsessed:

amoreprofoundpond:

i’m so sorry jfc

ok. I don’t watch Hannibal, but this is fucking hilarious.

HES LIKE A SEXY BRUNETTE POODLE.

.

IF THIS IS NOT THE BEST FANDOM THAT EVER WAS THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS

i’d like to thank the academy

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hannibal, laughs hysterically,

evenwicht:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

God, yes

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laughs hysterically, yeesss, please?, Avengers,

misha-bawlins:

(Source: caleb-denecour)

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laughs hysterically, actors being adorable, SPN,

aiwa-sensei:

people-should-all-be-onions:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

beartier:

My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.

what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN

but

HOW

hoW DO YOU DO THIS I WANT TO DO THIS TELL ME HOW

wait, WHAT?

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this is amazing, laughs hysterically, life stories, family, What has the internet done to us?,

rubywhiterabbit:

thevulcantimelord:

I love how before tumblr I thought hot guys were

and now they’re like

thank you, tumblr.

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Yes, thank you tumblr, laughs hysterically,

evilhasnever:

zuzuanddamianbratbat:

My whole theater screamed but this one guy jumped up and yelled “NOT THE RUSSIAN”

I’m not even kidding.

I loudly went “OH FUCK” at that.

(Source: carry-on-sons)

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star trek, aww, nonono,

So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..

Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
Me:
Me:
Me: Yes.
RDJ: Gimmee.

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laughs hysterically, can i make you cookies?, Robert Downey Jr, life stories,

knockoutbaby:

Made me laugh :)

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laughs hysterically,

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)